That Makes Baby Jesus Cry

Your tax dollars, hard at work. Baby Jesus is CRYING!

Zillions of people were punked on Facebook and Twitter today. While it’s true that “Back to the Future” was released 25 years ago today, today is not the day 25 years in the future that Marty and Doc travelled to.

If people would only google before retweeting and reposting, they’d learn that in fact Marty’s future in the 2nd movie was October 21, 2015. This is where Doc takes Marty and Jennifer to save their kids.

There is a scene in the first movie, right before Doc is shot, talking about going 25 years into the future. However while it is 2010, it’s also in October.

Sorry people! Google is your friend, and you all make Baby Jesus cry!

Now it’s not uncommon for people to want mushrooms on their pizza, but honestly who thought this was a good name for such a pizza? It sounds like the pizza has an infection, and so will you if you eat it.

Look at this naughty man. Standing at the local public transit station outside of his car peeing. Could he not have held it long enough to drive somewhere with a bathroom? Smile, you are on Baby Jesus Camera!

Yet again another shopper who doesn’t understand the concept of the express check out lane. See the big sign that says 15 items or less? Guess not, and that is why Baby Jesus is crying!

Crocs, what to say about them, aside from don’t wear them outside of your house or the local pool? Case in point, this lady and her day-glow green ones. 80s flashback! They were so bright they made me cry.

This person has a nice bumper sticker on their window that says “Pope Benedict says Defend Life.” The problem? He’s so pale in this photo he looks like a corpse. Maybe it should have said “Pope Benedict says Brains!” The Pope Palpatine, I mean Benedict, makes everyone cry!

Where are the cops when you need them? This girl drove for almost 2 hours with her foot out of her window. What if she had to slam on the breaks real hard? She wouldn’t be having any babies that is for sure. She and people who drive like this make the baby J cry.

This stupid bigot was on the iPhone app “Who’s Here!” Hey moron, there are 2 Gs in the word “Faggot.” Fagot is a bunch of twigs! He can’t use the excuse that he had to abbreviate the word, as he could have removed one of the many exclamation marks in order to spell the world properly.

Baby Jesus is confused, he doesn’t know whether to cry over this man’s hatred of others, or the fact that a 44 year old is using AOL speak. U R 2 OLD DUDE!

Ahh, prom season, where guys are forced to put on tuxes and the girls go out and buy the most expensive and fancy dress they can afford to show each other up. This girl made sure to select hers so that you could see the ink on her back, two creepy eyes staring at you from her prom dress.

It’s not the tattoos that make Baby Jesus cry, it’s the horrid fashion sense!