Archive for May, 2009

Stupid Bigots Make Baby Jesus Cry!

Thursday, May 21st, 2009

Learn To Spell Moron!

This stupid bigot was on the iPhone app “Who’s Here!” Hey moron, there are 2 Gs in the word “Faggot.” Fagot is a bunch of twigs! He can’t use the excuse that he had to abbreviate the word, as he could have removed one of the many exclamation marks in order to spell the world properly.

Baby Jesus is confused, he doesn’t know whether to cry over this man’s hatred of others, or the fact that a 44 year old is using AOL speak. U R 2 OLD DUDE!

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Prom Tattoos

Thursday, May 21st, 2009

Eyes in the back of . . . wait on your back

Ahh, prom season, where guys are forced to put on tuxes and the girls go out and buy the most expensive and fancy dress they can afford to show each other up. This girl made sure to select hers so that you could see the ink on her back, two creepy eyes staring at you from her prom dress.

It’s not the tattoos that make Baby Jesus cry, it’s the horrid fashion sense!

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Drunk People Make Baby Jesus Cry!

Thursday, May 21st, 2009

All Aboard!

Cruise ships are just one big drunken party. This poor kid got so drunk in the club he past out, and his good friends left him. Eventually security came to escort him back to his cabin, or the infirmary for alcohol poisoning.

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More Stupid Shoppers!

Saturday, May 2nd, 2009

You Have Legs, So Walk!

Why this grown woman was sitting in the shopping car ordering her man to push her down various aisles to shop I don’t know. Here she directs him over to the free sample lady.

Baby Jesus cries when people are too lazy to walk!

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Shopper Makes Baby Jesus Cry

Saturday, May 2nd, 2009

Do You Not Understand The Express Lane?

This woman did not seem to comprehend that the self-check out aisle at the supermarket was for 20 items or less.

She had already bagged about 5 bags and still had that much crap in her shopping cart. She makes Baby Jesus cry.

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